i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We had to coat check the pizza.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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