is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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