I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
i out mim tonsoeep
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