I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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