i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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