i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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