All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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