I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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