so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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