At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
farters have to be the big spoon...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
There's always time for handjobs
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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