Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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My ass is underappreciated
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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