It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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