Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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