I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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