Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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