I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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