found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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