How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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