somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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