I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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