**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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