aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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