Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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