I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Let's get the cat blown out
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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