So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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