you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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