He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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