i permit you to call me
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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