Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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