Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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