I'm going to jail i love you
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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