i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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