All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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