Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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