So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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