i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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