VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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