i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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