The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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