My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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