Say something about gay babies.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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