I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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