It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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