Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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