My Higher Power is John Stamos
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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