soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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