i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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