I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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