I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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