O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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